according to the hour of the day memoranda

3 June 2013

an unsuccessful b-side proposal


“Ketchup is Ketchup! Of toch niet?”

menubar title —[Unsuccessful] b-side Festival 2014 COMMISSION application I

menu title —Part One of our mission (should we choose to take it)

window 1 ‘a modest proposal’
Mindful that the period of familiarization might determine 
the content of the work

—and aware that cognizance of the platitudinous plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, and of the vaguely admonitory mutatis mutandis

may inhibit one's creative reach —one is b-side oneself in offering the following outline while conscious of the swivel-eyed loon-acy of public arts administrators— and of our own Instone commitment to no content good, narrative bad
(Swift, Karr, medieval Latin, Feldman, unRest(Instone))

attached panel 1 ‘b-side the seaside’
The features of the district (its topography)

(to be carried out by the color-in branch of my practice—
American Nomenclature Ink)

—to one raised on the contrast of Mediterranean rock and sea—

the green and pleasant or greenery-yallery formlessness of 
the English landscape is a disappointment 

resembling as it does nothing so much as a 1950s British school meal : a sludge of green-grey cabbage, yellow-grey mashed potato and pink-grey ground meat, all floating in a watery gravee…

but a certain sublety of tone and colour might lend itself to 
the proposed screenwork(s)  
(Blake, Gilbert & Sullivan)

menubar title —[Unsuccessful] b-side Festival 2014 COMMISSION application II
menu title —Part Two of our mission 
(should we choose to take it)

window 2 ‘b-side the social field’
the features of the district (its socio-political equipoise) 

(to be carried out by the think-in branch of my practice— 
Nina Zammit-Zorn, MA Creativity and Innovation
(Edward de Bono Institute for the Design and Development 
of Thinking, l-Università ta’ Malta)

—Information on the Portland area indicates that 
it is predominantly white indigenous and therefore inbred; 
cf. ’ware rabbit or perhaps were-rabbit, 
a no doubt apocryphal allusion—

My colleague Nina ZZ once determined that the default socio-political viewpoint of middle England was that 
of an insidious net-curtain nazism 

and some relocation of elements of the population may be desirable— a report in der Spiegel tells of moving the impoverished elderly from Germany to Eastern Europe and SE Asia for fiscally sensible reasons.

attached panel 2 ‘Public art is usually celebratory but—’

I propose a running textual reference to the social field of Portland as we find it, including no doubt references to 
the industry of the region— Portland Stone; standby of pet cemeteries everywhere, various socially exclusive water sports, and not least, for the lower orders; HM Imprisonment.
(the semi-autonomous social field as a subject of study 
(cf. field theory) Lewin, Wikipedia, Nina Zammit-Zorn)

end of working text
Sadly the ‘artist led arts organizationb-side failed to respond to this proposal… one must return to the drawing boardroom